April 2nd

The day for small people to be respected in the pack. Small people rule! Small people are the best and should be recognized.

Yay! its April 2nd you need some milk.
or
Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!

by respectkaren November 10, 2019

April 9

The day where you can ask out your crush

Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend

Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why

Stephan: It’s April 9

by Allyson1208 April 9, 2020

April 16

National make out with your homie day

Yo its April 16th
Yuh??
Puckers lips

by Gaybourhood April 15, 2021

April 11

When all the depressed bad bitches are born

Look it’s the depressed bad bitch who was born in April 11

by Depressed bad bitch April 7, 2021

April 21

National drug test day (The day after National smoke week day)

April 21... Fuuuuuuuuuuuck............

by Marie G. Wanna April 20, 2015

April 23

April 23 is National get lit with your squad at the movies day. Go to the movies or even sit and chill at the house and watch a movie with your squad!

Yo Benzo it’s April 23 do you wanna see the new movie that came out yesterday?

by Siyah11321 April 16, 2019

April 19

National fingering day. This is a day where you finger your significant other as many times as you can that day.

Girl:Why did you finger me 12 times today.
Guy:It's April 19 and it's national fingering day

by Johnny yep May 28, 2018