Old Ham

1. (noun) Someone who is incredibly awkward.

2. (adjective) As if being ridiculously awkward.

3. (verb) Being so awkward it's funny.

"She made a sexist joke in a room of women's rights supporters. She was such an Old Ham."

"Was it just me or was that a completely Old Ham situation? Everybody was staring like something was wrong."

"Man, I was so Old Hamming on stage. I just got out there and blanked."

by Urban Philosopher November 25, 2009

old country

any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland

ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan

made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article

by Content-ment411 May 16, 2019

old batalac

grumpy old lady

That OLD BATALAC yells at me every time I walk by her house.

by fideuce May 14, 2014

Old Mill

The best cheap beer brewed in Milwaukee. $10 for 24 bottles in a Brown Box in Michigan's Upper Peninsula.

'Man I got wrecked off Old Mill last night.'
'Hell yeah, that stuff is awesome!'

by AJC812 March 5, 2008

Old People

Sexually frusterated fart bags who infect the world with the smell of rotting corpse and cheap rose perfume and normally dont give a damn about anyone else but themselves and brag about their grandchildren getting into harvard when they probably just sit on the side of the road snorting crack and drinking vodka wasteing space in this already over populated world.

My grandmother shes part of the old people society, nuff said.

by Your Grandchild. March 4, 2011

Old Mossback

A legendary and giant snapping turtle in Waltham, Massachusetts.

Holy shit "Old Mossback" is huge

by taylez April 9, 2008

Old Fashioned

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

by SlopNChop May 27, 2017