alcoholdar 

The ability to spontaneously detect alcohol in an environment where none is obviously available. It's a kind of "sixth sense" that is actually beneficial.

I know this is a Baptist wedding, but my alcoholdar is going off. There's some booze in this church somewhere.....

alcoholdar by The Dirtybyrd May 29, 2010

Alcoholic 

One who drinks after he repeatedly tells himself he will not.

Me: "Hey man, are you hitting up the bars tonight?"
Devin: "Nah man, I'm done drinking"
*Goes out 2 hours later*
Me: "You're an alcoholic"

Alcoholic by TaylorSwift222 November 11, 2016

Alcohlimia 

One who makes themselves puke after consuming large amounts of alcohol to prevent hangover, or in some cases to rid themselves of the extra calories.

He's an Alcohlimic.

She has Alcohlimia.

Alcohlimia by Samgal October 22, 2008

Alcohoeism 

The promiscuous side-effect of over-indulgence of alcohol among underaged girls and bar-flies.

The leading cause of underaged pregnancy has been attributed to alcohoeism?
Alcohoeism is responsible for most cases of coyote ugly syndrome

Alcohoeism by Philgrae January 16, 2009

alcohole 

An underage person who never repays his legal friends for the alcohol they buy him.

Man, Napoleon is such an alcohole! His drunk ass took all my good shit last night. Now I ain't never getting him anything but Keystone.

alcohole by BeerCave May 14, 2008

Part-time Alcoholic 

A part-time alcoholic is a person who drinks more often than they should, but aren't alcohol dependent.

Boy 1: "Do you drink every night?"
Boy 2: "Yeah."
Boy 1: "You're an alcoholic."
Boy 2: "No, I don't drink at work I'm not alcohol dependent, I'm a part-time alcoholic."

Part-time Alcoholic by Wayup November 23, 2014

alcoholic 

a label slapped onto people who know how to enjoy life and don't mind occasional bouts of blacking out, bedwetting, the clap and regrettable one-night stands, applied by people with sticks up there bums who have repressed every iota of pleasure and desire and are teetotalers for no other reason than they are TOO FUCKING SCARED that someone might find out how they're dying to fuck there sister.

ann called ginger an alcoholic after ginger ordered a second Absolut Hunk; meanwhile, ann sipped on her diet sprite and fantasized about piercing her clit.

alcoholic by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003