Alcoholic

People who drink, but tend to take it a little too far and a little too often. These people are often fun to be around when they are drinking.

That ultimate frisbee team is full of alcoholics. Not those two jacked guys though, they're chill, and definitely not alcoholics.

by NOT Austicakes November 20, 2023

Alcoholism

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...

Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Alcoholics Anonymous

Making your hand go numb, covering it in rubbing alcohol and jerking off.

"Hey man I need you to take me to the hospital, I tried the alcoholics anonymous."

by SargentQG November 2, 2021

Alcoholic

Probably a kid named Nathan… we all know an alcoholic named Nathan. Nathan’s are typically the funnest alcoholics though, always down for anything; they would go anywhere with you and do anything. Especially if their last name starts with a K.

Bro, did you see Nathan K. last night, he’s an alcoholic, but so fun!

by Harold N. July 22, 2021

Alcohol

The liquid Gold that makes this S#!T life bearable.

Alcohol 🍾🍷- Noun, when a dumb ass asks? "How to look after your mental well-being in a crisis" Solution - Alcohol ~ Urban Dictionary.

by The Silicon Jaguar July 6, 2021

alcoholic

me, myself, my friends, and anybody names gabby. we drink until our liver fails

“bro they are such alcoholics”

by boyfriendlover September 5, 2022

alcohol

Something my parents drink whenever they take out ice off the freezer

Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight

by BaconInspect April 30, 2022