bryan agresti

Bryan agresti is a sweet, very smart, really caring and absolute amazing guy. He might make a mistake every here and there but he’s always very sorry. They know when they made s mistake or are being to annoying. They might be perverted and inappropriate but it’s just life. They like to be gamers and good at sports and do what they can to help out. They do get mad easily though so don’t piss them off.

girl: “Dude bryan agresti is an absolute god and hes really hot i think i love him”
girl 2: right! holy sh*t dude I can’t stop staring omg

by yolo does not mean he stupid April 11, 2019

Cabinet Amnesia

When start or are about to do or say something then you either forget about it or space out while doing said action. The phenomenon in which you do or are about to do something and forget why you wanted to or did it in the first place.

I was opening a cabinet then I forgot why I opened a cabinet, therefore why I named it Cabinet Amnesia.

by Zekurom May 13, 2020

Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.

I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.

by FattyOmega January 21, 2021

Morally agnostic

When someone does not subscribe to any particular type of morality or and is flexible with values. And switches between them as its convenient

You can find them mostly among people who want to have it both ways

Jane is having an open relationship on her end but will flip if her partner sees anyone else. When it comes to relationships she is morally agnostic...

by jpviegas May 6, 2021

White Amnesia

Can happen to anybody with a white friend/lover/associate/rival/enemy. A common condition among Caucasians where you'll bring up a time (be it out of fun or seriousness) where they clearly did you bogus, said some fighting words to you, or just did something to offend and/or disrespect you personally. Upon the instance of you bringing it up to their attention at a later date, they'll deny it with the cluelessness of a toddler and will display genuine shock that they would do such a thing. If you keep pursuing the subject, they will then come to the conclusion that it was your fault that it happened.

Guy 1: "Man, remember that time when you went off on that waitress and called her a big-lipped monkey-fuck because she brought your meal last?"

Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"

Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."

Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"

Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."

Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"

Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"

Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"

Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."

Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"

Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."

by RealNameNoGimmicks August 23, 2021

Adrien Agreste

A oblivious idiot who has daddy and mommy issues. He is also a model for his dad Gabriel Agreste who is also hawk Moth/Shadow moth. And he’s a French superhero named cat noir. Who is as hot as hell. He likes Ladybug his partner in crime but doesn’t know the difference a mask and no mask and keeps calling her fucking JuSt A FrIenD. To sum it all up Adrien Agreste is a blind freaking idiot who has daddy and mommy issues, he was locked up in his house for his whole life and is as blind as hell. He is also a french superhero named cat noir who is a sexy badass.

P1: do you know Adrien Agreste?
P2: sure I know him. The blind idiot who can’t see what’s in front of him
P1: exactly.

by •Stuff• November 20, 2021

Eric Agnew

The ability to see all bullshit that lying, narcissistic, conceited, and/or evil people attempt to make others believe is the truth.

Dude, you're a fucking hateful, evil, lying and disrespectful little bitch, I can Eric Agnew right through your bullshit, how many times do I have to tell you "you can't bullshit a bullshitter" so just give up already, get over it, you lying little bitch.

by Cakencock August 24, 2022