Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 2, 2024

ALSO has ties to eugenics! But information is only selectively relevant. So, the logic is 'Natalism is downstream of eugenics. Eugenics is bad. Therefore, Natalism bad.'
Hym "But it doesn't apply when it comes to abortions! There is no 'Abortion is downstream of eugenics. Eugenics is bad. Therefore, Abortion is bad' for you. But somehow it's MY MIND that needs to change. It's the same thing you're doing with that whore fucking that retard. And now you're trying to, what, rob me into not murdering a child? You're optimism is endearing though. About Kamala as a candidate I mean."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018

An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.
by Dbcw June 10, 2025

by anonymous January 24, 2022

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check
I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion
by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

When you’re in the water and a bubble forms under ones shirt making them look pregnant. Therefore a bubble abortion is the action of popping the bubble.
Friend 1: yo look at my shirt I look pregnant
Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion
Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion
by Yung titty June 18, 2019
