Abortion Slave

Instead of people being forced to throw the jelly bean away into the night, they can turn the jellybean into raw human capital and it become a powerful way for society to achieve UBI

"Man I been working with the Abortion Slaves all week smh"

"Just cause u an Abortion Slave dont mean u cant be a doctor!!! u just wont get no money haha"

by flanboughtmysextape September 12, 2025

Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.

Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.

by It's A Clown's World March 15, 2024

emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

Abortion

No scope the fetus

Sally: I'm pregnant
Josh: *no scopes the fetus*, Abortion...BITCH

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022

Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.

I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date

by Sasquatch17 January 5, 2023

Abortion hat

Condom

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass

by Formulaatld December 4, 2021