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al haig

To take over a situation when it is not necessary or inappropriate. Named for President Reagan's Secretary of State when the late president was shot. In a press conference immediately following the assassination, Secretary Al Haig stated "I'm in control here."
The actor Al Haiged the show when he went off script and began improvising his lines.
by Vapor22 October 11, 2021
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BIG AL

Basically, he's literally the biggest thing to ever exist on Planet Earth, and the entire universe. He's pretty tiny normally, but when he gets huge he breaks through his roof screaming BIG ALLLLLLL and his Penis grows to around 500 miles long where he impales everything and breaks through everything in his Penises path of destruction. Not to mention the size of his balls are literally planets, He is BIG AL. (aka. Large Liberia, Enormous Ethiopia, Continous Congo, Giant Ghana, Sensational Sudan.)
OH MY GOD, I'M LITERALLY ENORMOUS.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BIG AL AKA LARGE LIBERIA YOU'RE SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BIGALGERIAN June 24, 2019
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Al Crapino

A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.
A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"
by Merkalos May 8, 2013
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al shaksheer

The Al Shaksheer family is a very large family with 5000+ people in it. Most of the Al Shaksheer family is in Palestine and Jordan. But now many of the family has changed there last name to Shakshir or Shaksheer because it is to long to be al Shaksheer.
The Al Shaksheer family has 5000+ people in it
by Shakshir people December 3, 2018
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Al Grecko

Prison slang term for "Secko" meaning sex offender
"Argh... here comes ANOTHER "Al Grecko"!!!
by Flipsider162144 January 27, 2023
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Alness breed

Some of the biggest shitebags sour faced and speaks a load of shite as facts
Person1: Aww ya see that tink over there
Person2: Yeah man lies threw his teeth manky bastard
Person1: Thats an Alness breed that
by MCDrizzleCake March 4, 2019
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