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flaming alcoholic

"Did you hear Joeseph Heberer is a flaming alcoholic?"
by JuiceInTheOven May 19, 2018
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Alcoholic

When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday
You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday
by Turkeypipe, alcoholic, turkey December 5, 2016
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alcohol enema

A male who takes alcohol via enema so it enters his system quicker
"Let's take a bofa together or an alcohol enemaand go get some frat girls, Hell yeah"!
by realterms101 October 1, 2018
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Alcohol

The liquid Gold that makes this S#!T life bearable.
Alcohol 🍾🍷- Noun, when a dumb ass asks? "How to look after your mental well-being in a crisis" Solution - Alcohol ~ Urban Dictionary.
by The Silicon Jaguar July 6, 2021
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Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference
by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021
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Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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dry alcoholic

A dry alcoholic is a person who has overcome being and alcoholic and so therefore, no longer drinks
by Destination-UnKnown May 23, 2018
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