Count Meme Lord

1. Someone who takes Memes way too far
2. A MemeLord with a high opinion of themselves to the point they exalt or profit from their own memes
3. Someone who is hilarious or a weird person that obsesses over memes
4. Any persons who are a living meme
5. A Meme god who has incarnated into human form but still somehow remains a meme.

I will never forget that Count Meme Lord because he wouldn't shut up about the meme of the day.

by Nude Monkey June 6, 2022

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Count

Then get counting science-bitch!

Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

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count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.

"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"

by Doomus May 22, 2016

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