The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
Get the Claire Evansmug. Claire is the life of the party. She always knows how to have a good time even if it means running you over with a golf cart.
When Claire walks into a room you know it’s going to be great ASS time… if you know what I mean…
she’s the woman who knows how to read a room and make everyone have a good time.
In conclusion if you have a claire in the group you’re friendship is complete.
When Claire walks into a room you know it’s going to be great ASS time… if you know what I mean…
she’s the woman who knows how to read a room and make everyone have a good time.
In conclusion if you have a claire in the group you’re friendship is complete.
by yourassreaks November 19, 2022
Get the Clairemug. by ANNABITCH13 September 10, 2020
Get the claire anne salcedomug. Changing her mind at the last minute about attending a social event when discovering she is expected to pay.
Claire: “Is Brett not paying for the drinks?”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”
by Highstandards April 10, 2022
Get the Doing a Clairemug. Shes a bitch thats inlove with someone else’s boyfriend. They tend to have virginity rocks jacket, and is very rich. Shes very likable. But yet her name is claire. Shes very overprotective about someone she cares about.
by Anonymous bbg November 22, 2021
Get the Clairemug. Also known as the Outback Eclair
To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.
To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.
Gazza: Oi mate you wouldn't believe what the misso let me do last night!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!
by Moist towlette August 18, 2019
Get the Outback 'Clairemug. To promise to do Christmas lunch with the team, after a string of cancelled appointments for similar reasons, and then a day out conveniently have a knee surgery pop up 100km in the opposite direction.
Claire: Just got off the phone and I have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow in Masterton.
Brett: Tell them you will just wait till late next year
Claire: Oh but I can't. Sorry boys
All: Doing a Claire, AGAIN
Brett: Tell them you will just wait till late next year
Claire: Oh but I can't. Sorry boys
All: Doing a Claire, AGAIN
by Highstandards December 18, 2022
Get the Doing a Clairemug.