retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

retarded butthole by bigmo October 25, 2017

retarded clump of gas 

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

retarded clump of gas by Tk4real January 24, 2018

Retarded Moose 

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

Retarded Moose by theSeth May 21, 2019

retarded red neck 

emma lewis...

“emma been kissin her cousins. now that’s what i call a retarded red neck!” 🤣

retarded red neck by mr.sean m August 30, 2019

retarded bitch

The most commonly used word(s) that the secret squad uses b/c of how retarded all of the group members usually are

Bella:wtf you retarded bitch y are u climbing the telephone poll

retarded bitch by blindpersonhrs September 22, 2019

Retarded Eagle 

the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle

Retarded Eagle by [HOON] April 8, 2020

Retarded Rim Job 

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.

Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

Retarded Rim Job by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020