Kyle

A douchebag guy. Kyle embodies the generic white male, addicted to monster energy drinks, Newport cigarettes, cheap snap back hat (typically with a monster energy symbol), most likely living with his parents or his homies because he doesn’t have a job, posts rap lyrics about pulling guns on people & taking his rage at minor inconveniences out on drywall because that won’t hurt his hands.

"God I want a Monster right now so bad it makes me so angry"
"Kyle no!!! We've already replaced the drywall three times this month!!"

by Bones95 June 11, 2019

Kyle

A squeaky mf no matter how hard they hit puberty they will be amazingly squeaky like unbelievably squeaky.

*Group chat texting*
Kyles voice message: hey guys wanna go out on our bikes.”
Everyone: shut the fuck up you squeaky mf.”

by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019

Kyle

The other asshole who steals your bagels.

WOW kyle

by Yeßsssss February 26, 2019

Kyle

An insanely gay person.

Wow Kyle is so gay

by IhateallKyles April 10, 2020

Kyle

Drinks monsters and punches holes in drywall and probably has a bald spot. And will be a virgin for life.

Yo I think Kyle has a vagina.

by Hairydicklord5678 July 2, 2019

Kyle

That white guy that drinks monster like water , hates his dad and punches drywall for fun.

Don't be a Kyle

by Brownpaperbagperson November 18, 2020

Kyle

The opposite of a carry.

Did you guys see that Zed bot? He was a total Kyle.

by TheEnchanterTim May 17, 2019