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snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude
by littlejimmie August 4, 2019
mugGet the snot nosed kid who needs to go home to mommamug.

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.
Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
mugGet the I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!mug.

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
mugGet the Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprisemug.

snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.
Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk
by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020
mugGet the snot rocketmug.

snot

white liquid substance that flows out of one's nostril(s)
"snot"
"k"
by Xexdeh March 21, 2020
mugGet the snotmug.

Elephant snot

Something that comes out of a elephants trunk, which is snot.
I went to this zoo and an elephant snot just decided to sneeze on my face.
by Bob the frog August 19, 2021
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fuller than snot

Your tummy is crazy full and you can't fit any more food in
Alli was fuller than snot after eating at Olive Garden
by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018
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