News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

New Dawn Transit

A school bus group on ROBLOX (social online gaming platform) that constantly cancels trainings, is mean to their members, and makes crappy buses. They don't let you say anything bad about them.

And oh, they want you to verify your identity on phone before you can send messages on their discord.

-sob sob sob- new dawn transit is soooo mean to me

New Dawn Transit ruined ABC.

by UrbanDictionary'sRottenPizza May 3, 2018

New Yorkistan

New York currently because we elected Mamdani as our mayor like a buncha retards

“Here in New Yorkistan we get free bus rides”

by anonymous November 20, 2025

plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.

When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

New Word

it is used to say that you have added a new word

hey i added a fucking new word

by why? why you wanna know, sus. March 2, 2023

New Detroit

Another nickname coined for Chicago, Illinois given how it’s gotten on the verge of becoming like Detroit.

I’m thinking about moving to Texas because this city is turning into New Detroit.

by Zero2infinity April 21, 2023

New England Whiff

A New England Whiff is the act of smelling a fart from someone across the room. It does not have to be in a confined space however and can just be the act of smelling a fart in general.

Person 1: Yo did you just catch a New England Whiff?
Person 2: Yes, actually I did and I must say it was pretty nasty.

by Englishmajor5697 December 12, 2017