eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018

Say what up to John

The act of taking a huge dab to become really high

Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?

by Dr. Anita Cain N’Degochello September 21, 2018

Kaitlyn St John

Someone who is kind of cool but her best friends, kohana and jainet are stupid and no one likes them and wishes they would just leave

Hey is that Kaitlyn St John

Yeah but I don’t want to see her friends

by Ayyyyhabwidbfie did d February 4, 2019

Pulling a John

When you are madly in love with underage girls

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!

by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019

No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

by SNobben33 April 1, 2019