Mountain eyes

When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Person A : Who was that naked guy in your boot?
Person B: Mountain eyes

by Praddy Cool June 2, 2011

the high-eye

Adj. --an unfortunate facial asymetry resulting in one eye (usually the left eye) being located at a greater vertical distance from the chin than its counterpart, simultaneously reducing overall facial attractiveness and increasing the individual's visual creepiness.

1. The only other place I've seen the high-eye that bad is on Shannon Doherty. It's a good thing you're such a nice person.

2. I saw this chick with a smoking body and went to talk to her...it was awful; she had a terminal case of the high-eye.

by Sil Carbide May 13, 2012

pinpoint binocular eyes

if you have really long and sharp vision.

1: Do you see that boat?
2:No, where is it?
1:Just out there.
2: Bro how the hell did you see that?
1: How did you not see it?!!?!?!!??!?!
2: You must have some pinpoint binocular eyes or something.

by DubbedGames June 1, 2022

Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 5, 2020

eye orgasm

when someone’s eye is so unbelievably sexy that it gives you an orgasm

her eyes were so dreamy that i eye orgasmed in my panties

by A joe cock January 14, 2021

Brown Eye

When you pull your ass out and show them your asshole

Bro He just gave you the brown eye

by Nz Slang Gang October 5, 2020

Brown Eyes

The most common eye color in the real world, but the most unspoken and unappreciated in art and literature.

Never think they are boring, they shine in the sunlight when you can't see them!
Eyes Brown, dark and romantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic

I wish I didn't have brown eyes. They look so boring.

by trulyali November 23, 2021