Pooping Out Shoestrings

To poop out thin stringy turds

"I was on the toilet for 10 minutes pooping out shoestrings"

by UltraBusGamePlayZ March 29, 2024

No Poop July

In the pandemic, a cornball on TikTok posted a video that said that supposedly, Would not poop for a month. Even tought he faked it. The trend "#nopoopjuly#" spreaded rapidly. This trend revived 2 TIMES.

I really hope #nopoopjuly does not return..!

Cornball:Yo, im going to do no poop july
Guy:what?
Cornball:yes, im not sh**ing for a month
Guy:SEE Y0u 0N Th3 0TH3r SID3

by XD_1234 September 19, 2025

Poop sock pussy

When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy

"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy

"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

Poop knifing

The act of cutting your poop in half while shiting. This is done by clenching your anus with great force to separate the poop in half. Some people will jokingly say they can separate there

I had to start poop knifing due to the sheer length of my poop.

by Poop knifing September 24, 2025

NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)

You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??

by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025

portland poop pipe

the act of pooping on ones FUPA then sitting down on it and spreading it on someone's penis.

He/She gave me a portland poop pipe and i loved it so much it felt so good

by HDBeenHD October 1, 2025