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poop slut

a female who like meth rocks dropped in her butthole and then engages in a ritual when a male shimmys his arm in her butthole and walks her
did you see tammy last night bro?

nah man i was walking a poop slut..
"a butthole junkie"
by g.i long d**k September 26, 2018
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Meta Poop

Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.
Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
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Poop a Loop

A circular or lollipop-shaped path that a dog owner creates/packs down for their small dog to walk in the deep snow and go to the bathroom.
The snow was so deep, I had to make a poop a loop for my little dog this morning.
by Tashispice June 6, 2016
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poop

the stuff that comes out of your butt
poop is coming out of my butt
by mimi loranger May 11, 2020
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poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
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Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022
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bee poop

Man: Hey kid want some bee poop?
by BeePoopLover69 August 1, 2017
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