Jack off January

This is the month that you have to jack off once everyday

its Jack off January now richard.

by HIRO WOLF October 12, 2022

Off his rocker

Being so drunk or high that you can’t do basic human functions.

Person 1: did you see bill last night?

Person 2: yeah, he was totally off his rocker!

by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022

Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".

"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."

by U735 December 11, 2021

puffed me off

Getting a Blow Job. Also known as being puffed or sucked off

I met a native girl on a bc ferry once and she puffed me off below deck

by Urban.IT December 13, 2021

take me off

bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !

breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !

he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !

she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !

by michael foolsley December 19, 2021

Off the O mayne

A phrase that is said when someone smokes THC-O. Given that the high is different and unique to THC-O, people might use the phrase to describe their current state of mind.

"I just smoked THC-O, I'm off the O mayne!"

by The O mayne December 28, 2021

jack off a titty

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties

"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"

by rocky69420 April 5, 2022