Monkey Bite 

When a guy bites a girl's clit.

Girl: "He was at my house eating me out and monkey bit me."

&

Vanessa screamed "OWW, He monkey bit me!"

Monkey Bite

Monkey Bite by Tatiana Olega May 24, 2009

monkey feet 

Its when you have a jesus toe.

When your index toe is bigger than your big toe and it looks like it can grip things

monkey feet by Shelbs April 21, 2005

Chunky Monkey 

When a guy performs anal sex, cums inside of the person, and then pees. (See lemon meringue.) The person then craps out the conconction, and proceeds to eat it. They then vomit this conconction out, usually all over their partner.

Chunky Monkeys turn me on!

Chunky Monkey by Tasty69 July 21, 2009

Monkeyshag 

Public sex, most likely in an area of forest/woods. The woman hangs on to branches like a monkey would do, whilst the male is stood up, and sexual activity is engaged in this position. Not for those who like their comfort, but adventurous all the same!

Me and my partner went to Sherwood Forest the other day and we had a monkeyshag!

Monkeyshag by xkissmequick November 22, 2011

monkey-shaking 

two or more people dancing ridiculously close, on top of eachother, grinding

"OMG!! What whores! Sarah, Britney, & steve where monkey-shaking at YMCA camp!"

monkey-shaking by Chica Boom August 27, 2004

monkey woo-woo 

An empassioned cry of exaltation.

Monkey woo-woo! I totally outran those cops!

monkey woo-woo by Jimmy Tango April 20, 2005

monkeycrack 

When something is (or someone is acting) SO incredibly bizarre or abnormal that describing it as "being on crack" just isn't enough, it's said to be on monkeycrack. It usually has a very VERY high WTF? factor, and that is actually often the first reaction. The conclusion is monkeycrack must be cause.

I love Miike movies! Vistor Q was on serious crack but Happiness of the Katakuris was on monkeycrack something fierce!!

monkeycrack by Lady Joker December 13, 2008