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i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh
guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*
by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025
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Cum Bucket

I came in a bucket and now I have a Cum Bucket
by AbramIsGay May 8, 2024
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Cum Socket

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.
"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"
by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025
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Cums in Danish

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?
Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021
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Cum Pet

A child that is raised to mainly to exist to lift up on a pedestal and be dependent on the parent that raised them that way. There is no mental or emotional freedom of thought (out loud) that a Cum Pet can voice, unless they are in rebellion. They are told what their opinions are on every topic imaginable before they can think to have one of their own. The Cum Pet believes everything that the enabling and controlling parents do is to keep them safe and help them, which is more often untrue, as it diminishes and hurts their personal growth on multiple levels. They come from parents that are extremely manipulative of what their child experiences and labels all experiences that could cause them to be more independent as bad / evil, dangerous or deplorable.
There is a difference between a 'cum pet' and a child.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.

When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
by Have a Snickers July 7, 2023
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Cum

You cum, i cum, we all cum.
by Richard h. Dickson June 7, 2022
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Cum feeder

A straight man who recieves oral fellation from a woman/gay man and proceeds to fill his/her mouth with his cum
Josh has been a regular cum feeder for Jim
by Josh & Jim May 14, 2024
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