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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
mugGet the Dick Cheesemug.

Cheesing

The act of you screwing someone or you being screwed currently by someone or something.
I’m totally cheesing this guy right now!
by Jit22662 July 22, 2022
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fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.
by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017
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Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"
her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time
by bob stevereno June 11, 2018
mugGet the Dick cheesemug.

Cheese

Why the fuck are you reading about cheese its fucking cheese u fat cunt
Billy : Hey whats cheese
Tom : *Grabs a Knife*
Billy : *Eats The knife*

aka this doesnt make any sense
by CavenBalls May 17, 2018
mugGet the Cheesemug.

Cheese

A Food intended for cult sacrifice and pure pleasure.

Cheese was made by the gods upon a simple Saturday after months of old milk sitting in a bowl, magically gracing us with its presence. It is often used: as a topping upon pastas, in sandwiches, a snack to nibble on and most notably, as both a being of worship and a sacrifice to our great ones.
person 1"dude you always talk about cheese, what's with that?"

person 2"you will understand soon"
by AflesheatingGhost August 2, 2024
mugGet the Cheesemug.

Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis
“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”
by ausdeb June 19, 2021
mugGet the Cheese gratemug.

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