poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!

I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards

by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same

Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!

by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021

poop

something that comes out your butt

I have to poop

by haaahaahhaa March 29, 2023

poop drink

an alcoholic beverage made of with no direction. simply put, an amalgam of random ingredients you found around the house in an attempt to get more drunk quicker.

bro last night i made a poop drink so i could get absolutely shit faced. it worked but i feel sick as hell...

by fyve May 12, 2020

poop bitch

someone who plays the game ball drop on their phone

someone who plays ball drop - hey
anyone else - your a poop bitch

by antipoopbitch69 September 26, 2021