by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020
Get the credance johnsmug. Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.
by John Rumple March 29, 2021
Get the john Hopkinmug. john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all
by myniggabilly June 5, 2020
Get the john lockamymug. by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021
Get the John Momentmug. John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!
"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."
"John Michael makes me a better person"
"John Michael makes me a better person"
by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021
Get the John Michaelmug. 
by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016
Get the Johnedmug.