Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

by Yoni June 1, 2004

Young New Milly Kush

Weed that is found in New Milford, CT. Weed that is known as "Young New Milly Kush" or "YNMK" is fresh from the ground. It is always a good tasting joint with "YNMK".

TOM: Yo man, you gotta try some o' dis Young New Milly Kush. It's so good!

BERT: Pass me that joint! YNMK is the BEST KUSH OUT THERE!

by YNMK KING January 13, 2011

A new car!

The thing I've heard the most on The Price Is Right. It's when contestants get shown their prize that they win... A NEW CAR!

Bob Barker: "Tell 'em what they'll win."
Announcer: "It's... A NEW CAR!"

by Dakota C:\> March 22, 2007

breaking new ground

Breaking New Ground happens when a woman who has been married for a long time finally has her first big dick experience.It stretches her wider and goes deeper than she ever thought possible.

Man, my date last night started Breaking New Ground.He fucked places I didn't even know existed.

by Mack 12 April 13, 2007

put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.

My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.

by Dave Greer March 4, 2008

Trump is the new Pinocchio.

When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.

That “Trump is the new Pinocchio.” is numerically equivalent to “Trump = Pinocchio 2.0.”

by MathPlus December 18, 2020

Saint Johnsville, New York

A place in mid-state New York, where there are so many white people, It is a very RACIST town, void of black people. There is only about 1 black family. If you're coming up to drive in this crappy town, and you blink, you will miss it. It's filled with hill billies, and many posers, VERY low class people, and many douche bags. You would never want to move there. It's filled with white trash, and people who think they're everything. If you lived here for only 3 days. you would want to move FAR AWAY, from Saint Johnsville. So, if your parents considering moving here, you should convince them to do something else.

Poser from Saint Johnsville, New York: "Hey Man!"

guy: "Hey! Where you from?"

Poser: "Saint Johnsville!"

guy: "Oh well, uh, I have to go, bye bye."

by kewlbeans March 22, 2011