A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.

The Holey Bible by MathPlus August 21, 2021

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holey fuck

some one who fucks some one at the back of a church coz the service got to boring

deffinition says it all

holey fuck by faith newman May 1, 2004

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Jazz holes

A phrase created when I misheard someone say "jazz holes" when they actually said "genitals". It works either way, and saying "jazz holes" is a lot funnier.

Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.

genitals

Person #1: "My boyfriend cheated on me again!"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"

Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"

Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"

Jazz holes by Icareda Zadriana NiVar September 1, 2008

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no holer

Someone pretty clueless. Someone so clueless they don't know how many holes they have down under....

She is such a no holer, I can't believe you are even her friend.

no holer by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

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