baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

Plan B Baby

The intentional sabotage of a condom by a woman in order to get pregnant. Often considered a last ditch effort to bag the man.

He wouldn't give her a wedding ring, but instead he gave her a plan b baby. Now there is a shotgun wedding in the making

by FancyMotherFucker November 15, 2009

billion dollar baby

Billion Dollar baby means that from a young age you've had the mentality and mindset that you're gonna make it in life, go places and make alot of money

I'm a "billion dollar baby" man, been on this shit since I was a jit

by Willllay November 17, 2019

Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007

Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

ice age baby

a person to be imprisoned for all eternity he is a rapist he is racist he is homophobic he is a bigot he is a terrorist he is the person in china that ate a bat he's been real quiet since covid 19 started not enough evidence he has a tiny peen and he dresses like a potato sack

who is the most devious dictator in all of the ice age
ice age baby

by Jesusdebbyryanstevejobsbobross April 28, 2020

Gay Baby Jail

A softlock in Mario 64 rom hacks where the only way out is to restart the game. Most of the time this is unintentional and is caused by developer oversight or general laziness. However, despite this, according to the twitch streamer who popularized this term, SimpleFlips, "Gay baby jail has never been a tangible location, its always been apart of you. A state of mind, a state of being. Solids, liquids, gases, gay. baby. jail."

Then I saw my dad, he was looking really mad. He said im about to make you pay, im about to make you gay. Youre gonna start spinning when I grab your tail, so get ready for gay baby jail.

by SalamenceLEL June 14, 2018