Fart away

When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present

Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”

by Wallyman April 24, 2022

Cream sickle pussy fart

a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke

That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer

by The sm0ke September 11, 2019

Fart

the greatest thing to ever exist.

Fart

by Mr.Quagsire July 18, 2022

Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.

My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022

fart and poop

when you fart and poop

dude look at that fart and poop

by drainurrr June 9, 2021

Phantom Fart

Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.

It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart

Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart

Cj: “touches Aidans butt

Aidan: “farts”

by Aidanevansyt May 16, 2022

mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out

Dam girl you just mitt farted

by dolceglr September 22, 2013