John Ward

John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.

Man, that John Ward guy is scary as hell.

by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024

John Chingleberry

It means you forgot your umbrella

Person 1: Aw, John Chingleberry!!
Person 2: where??
Person 1: At home.

by Poofungle December 7, 2025

John raymond co

A beautiful boy. Both man and woman want him. People adore his cute and handsome face. He's the funniest. He keeps his coolness. In love he is "numb" he didn't know who really cares for him. This name sigifinies "unravel love" there's a lot of challenges and trial that'll come to find his true love. I love every thing this John raymond co have, no matter what people say. He loves everything. He'll never be afraid of anything. Always be who you are and love yourself first. I love you.

John raymond Co is the best man/boy that I'll ever know.

by Rayro March 7, 2022

John Wick

the new phrase to replace jesus christ

some people, John Wick, do they ever shut up

by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

by A Kylie December 2, 2019

John Marquina

A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face

Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina

by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2018