blue bandaid

never being good enough and always doubting yourself no matter what you do

“i’m feeling like a blue bandaid today”

by pinterestprincess0 September 11, 2020

Food blues

The condition you get when you eat greasy/oily food and feel like coughing because of all the grease/oil in your throat

Don't worry, I'm not sick, I just ate some good pizza and got the food blues

by Willgheminass November 2, 2021

blue lime

The act of spreading open a mans penis hole and squeezing a lime in it and then using blue hair gel as loob on an elderly woman

Oh man I’m hurting from that blue lime he gave me last night. It was definitely the first.

by Kensonrock23 January 27, 2018

Blues

A Percocet pill found on the streets. Typically they are counterfeit versions that have been laced with fentanyl, a synthetic opioid said to be 100 times stronger than morphine. These pills are easier to produce than heroin so it’s getting more common to find them and get them for cheaper on the black market.

“Fuck I’m starting to get dope sick... you know where to find any blues??”

“Yo did you hear homie OD’d yesterday? Apparently he got into some blues that were laced with carfentanil. That shits powerful.”

by ⚛ZoDro⚛ February 6, 2021

BLUE LEAN

a drink that you will most definitely make your balls tingle and make you wanna cum but also kill people

did you try blue lean yea i punched a lil kid from it

by ticklishBALLS December 26, 2024

Blue Blumpkin

A blumpkin in a porta-john.

That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.

by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018

blue holed

When a chick is masturbating but for some reason can't finish herself off and she just leaves herself sore. Like blue balls, but totally different.

So I was playing with this guy online and fingering myself and he turned out to be a douchey disappointment. I tried to finish but it wasn't working, I just ended up blue holed and I did it to myself.

by a disapppointment September 3, 2016