simp

a person (typicaly male) who jus wants sum from a woman and is willing to do what ever for it

dude 1: ooo hes such a simp he brought her flowers and took her on a date to the movies and payed for the whole thing
dude 2: fr fr man bet he just wants to fuck her though

dude 1: nah i think he actually likes her and is nice to her

by ur real hoe fr December 9, 2022

Simp

Max

Max simps everyday

by Ahahahhur December 10, 2022

simisear

The definition of failure; creepy face, middling stats, bad level-up moveset, and worst of all, Pansear is so much better (cuteness-wise). Simisear is so bad that it was rated worst pokemon in Japan.

guy1: heyyyyyy i have fire stone time to evolve me pansear
guy2: dont simisear is ugly if you evolve him throw him in the water

by marill enjoyer December 11, 2022

Simp

A meat rider for a girl

Bro he is such a simp

by C1lpf December 15, 2022

Simp

A man who has lost all honor. The absolute lowest of low. Platinum Pokimane membership. Subscribed to belle Delphine. Pulls absolutely no bitches. Negative Rizz.

That simp is subscribed to Pokimane
That nigga is a simp

by Neo02 December 24, 2022

Simp

Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

Johnathan is a simp

by Djorp91q December 27, 2022

Simp

sandro.

OMG marta your hair looks so gorgeous ~ Sandro the supportive Simp boyfriend

by sochy. December 29, 2022