mock penis 

a huge clit that is so big it resembles a penis

elaine has a mock penis bro!

mock penis by knothecode August 5, 2006

Shrlurpy Penis 

Shrlurping a very wet penis

Wendy gave Harry a Shrlurpy Penis and he said it was great!!!

Shrlurpy Penis by sparkylaad November 16, 2011

bonsai penis 

Like a penis, only smaller.

"She wasn't too impressed with my bonsai penis"

bonsai penis by W48 November 12, 2014

stale penis 

Andrew Priest

Gee, that Andrew priest kid is a real stale penis

stale penis by stale fungus July 8, 2015

wheat penis 

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.

wheat penis by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016

Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

Pity Penis by HotDam August 17, 2016

crap penis 

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

crap penis by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016