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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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John Teacher

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.
"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020
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John Burdette

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.
I can win in your b main care because I’m John Burdette.
by The real rv1 January 12, 2023
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Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'
Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???
by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025
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John-Chan

a character from 'my hero academia'. An Abomination of science. Has no rights and should have never existed.
John-Chan creeps me out so much...
by owofek October 13, 2020
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John Cabot Academy

A school that was once a chill, smooth flow school that has now turned into a shit house full of couples and year 12s smoking. The teacher’s there are so rude now, and they’ll try and do anything to kick you out.
Also, some student in that school got pregnant by a 30 year old, and they were both in a relationship for 5 years. John Cabot Academy is actually mad.
by YouTube - myntism October 9, 2019
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John Ryan

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
by karmaxxx May 17, 2022
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