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BEST FRIEND DAY

Best friend day is august 8th! So you have to post about your best friend!
“Do you know what day it is?”
“Yes! It’s best friend day!”
by Zero! August 5, 2021
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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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friends

Something u dont have.
Mom, I need friends!
by Patrick Mahomeless II May 26, 2022
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Friends fuck friday

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex
Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking?
Person 2: idk maybe Rachel
by Therealsnake123 August 27, 2020
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Friend

A friend is someone who seems to care about you and love you when in actual fact, friends are really your worst enemy in discuse. Having a best friend is torture. All it is, is fighting and heartbreak along with disloyally and a side dish of betrayal. Choose your friends wisely!
Girl 1- "hey bff what ya doing"
Girl 2-" nothing much bestie. Love ya!!!"
Girl 2 thinks- haha she thinks I love her. Wait until she finds out what's really going on. Let's just say that her boyfriend said I was better in bed than her. Teeheehee!!!
Girl 1 thinks- that bitch. Little does she know I hate her!!!
by Helena-in-lovexoxo June 2, 2019
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Friend

a person you make a close relationship with
I just made a new friend!
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Friend

Something you do not have.
"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."
by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020
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