Dutch butt

When you're so fat that it looks like you have an ass on your forehead

Fat Albert has a Dutch butt, what a fatass

by ThatMountain44 January 9, 2015

Butt five

When someone slaps a person's butt.

A) "Did you just slap my butt?!"

B) No, I didn't I gave you a butt five"

by BruhBiatchh March 11, 2015

butt time

The amount of time a person spends sitting in an average day.

Hey, I'm sure that guy's butt time is at least six hours.

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

butt unicorn

The act of a man tucking his erect peins between his leggs and bennding over.

Sam needed to hide his boner, so he attempeed a butt unicorn.

by ChiselBearchest September 21, 2013

trunk butt

1) When someone mistakes yur butthole for a boner (popularized by the comedian group known as Stella
2) Hemorrhoids
3) Friend's Sofeball Dike's Ex-Girlfriend

"I can feel your hard-on" "No I have trunk butt"

by Laceymaloo August 15, 2007

Onion Butt

A Butt so wrinkly that looks like layers of onions.Marco from AIS has this condition.

Mickael Ghorayeb:Look at marco's sexy onion butt.

by What in the Kikeli is going on June 16, 2019

butt muffler

1. Adj. Butt Muffler- Usually used in terms of insult or just to say something. When used as a direct adjective, mainly an insult, it utterly confuses the target, giving you time for your next comeback.
2. Noun Butt Muffler- When used as a noun, it is usually referred to something that is shove up or into the rectum to "muff" the noise of a fart or black any and all outgoing "materials".

1. You god damn Butt Muffler, go fuck yourself!

2. Dude, your ass is leaking! I'll go get you a Butt Muffler.

by Bmart June 8, 2007