Van Pham

she loves cats. idk why. but she does.

van pham: meow meow meow

by nutsie October 12, 2022

Van Pham

she loves cats. maybe too much. she also meows. idk why. help

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by nutsie October 12, 2022

freelance pharmacist

Drug dealer.

It's not politically correct to call them drug dealers they're freelance pharmacists.

by jasorkowski657 November 10, 2022

tomboy phase

The phase where you cut your hair short, wear blue and green t-shirts, and have mostly male friends. Usually occurs in primary school. Often looked back on with distaste.

Jamie: OMG, did you see what Clara was wearing?
Kim: She must be going through the tomboy phase.

by a lemon🍋 November 12, 2022

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023

The Phantom of the Opera

During a performance in a theatre two people engage in sexual activities on the catwalk above the stage. The moans echoing through the auditorium should resemble a howling spirit.

“I’m going to fuck up on the catwalk during a show.”

“That position is called The Phantom of the Opera.”

by TheRealLolcat January 16, 2023

The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.

"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023