The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.

Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.

by KingBoogat November 22, 2025

Jimmy John’d

A sexual threesome, or ménage á trois, involving two overweight men and a third thin or athletic person who is sandwiched between the other two.

I got Jimmy John’d by the two fat dudes at the party.

by Darthfather December 7, 2025

Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.

I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!

by Sylax6 December 21, 2025

Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010

pulling a john

When you fuck a girl before you leave her

Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.

by Derp93 August 24, 2011

The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

Pulled a john

1) to pussy out of a fight

2) to talk shit 50 feet away then walk away

1) man I was bouta fight this niqqa but then he pulled a john

2) this niqqa talked shit from across the hall then got up and walked away man that niqqa pulled a john

by tig310 May 21, 2014