back in the jeanstock

What you are if you forego climbing da "vine to Heaven", and instead return to speculating in Levi's, Lee, and/or Wrangler shares on Wall Street.

The famous fairy-tale got it all wrong --- Jack and his mother weren't merely poor to begin with, but they had previously squandered their savings on investments in big clothing-manufacturers. So after they'd spent all of the giant's gold, they had to go "back in the jeanstock" with the gold they could get from the enchanted goose's eggs, and the ticket-sales money they got from showing off the magic self-playing harp.

by QuacksO November 06, 2023

Pull-back ‘n’ Slam

A sex move. The act of pulling your head back and slamming your mouth down on a penis. The head movement acts as a charge followed by fellatio falcon punch. Makes the man spread his seed instantly and horrifically. Caution is advised. If done improperly you can break the mans penis or impale your eye.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you got the pull-back ‘n’ slam from Karen last night.

Friend 2: YEAH MAN, I’ve never came so hard.

Friend 2: Fuck yea.
*powerfull high five with awkward boners*

by BoyDogManGuy September 21, 2018

Jump Back

Archaic: to get a divorce.

She jumped the broomstick with him, but I told her to jump back because I was in love with her.

by Huskie815 March 11, 2023

Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert

"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"

by bburkeindaswitch August 14, 2008

back up card

An extra person that you keep in your back pocket on a sense

"I won't be used as a back up card if you break up"

by Awesome cat guy March 29, 2016

Shed Back

A condition. Typically occurs on a Monday monring after you’ve spent a Sunday bent over building a shed. You back may never recovere. You are no longer 25z

Got-dayum, I got muhself some shed back after yesterdee’s shed buildin’

by Not Myke September 20, 2021

Richmond razor back

The act of fuckin a girl from the methadone clinic doggy style. Right before she nods off from the medication. The man pulls his penis out of her vagina. And without lube or shoves it in her asshole while punching her in the back of the head.

Bare in mind, for it to be a proper Richmond razor back. The girl can have no more than seven teeth.

Randy was complain how his hand hurt. After he gave a fat girl the Richmond razor back.

by Sweet Randy March 23, 2021