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Get the John mug.‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.
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‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
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The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.
by jonrules11 April 14, 2024
Get the John Mayer spot mug.The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.
John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
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