Twink Breaker

A large and curvy woman who likes twinks and other similar men. Has the strength to pick them up and (figuratively) snap them in half

Have you met Brenda yet? She’s a real twink breaker, that one.

Twink Breaker by fish_ripple907 November 29, 2022

Continental Breakfast 

A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.

CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.

Continental Breakfast by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

femur breaker 

The Femur Breaker refers to a meme based around the SCP foundation. The Femur Breaker is a torture device used to contain SCP-106, due to it making gross noises and causing loud screams, which attracts the old man. The femur breaker turned into a meme because of how gross and funny it was to have a literal femur breaker in the game, SCP containment breach.

"Alright D-6969, get into the femur breaker, there's been a containment breach."

femur breaker by sapphicsapphire January 22, 2023

Canadian Breakfast 

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.

Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...

Canadian Breakfast by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023

Beijing breakfast 

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

Beijing breakfast by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

Bird Breaking 

The act of leaping at a flying bird and biting it's wings and feet off.

Me: "Hey Tom, do you want to do some bird breaking after school?"

Tom: "Yeah that sounds like an EpicFartMoment!"

Bird Breaking by WubNub February 3, 2023

Messy Breakfast 

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

Messy Breakfast by Kaeleker February 14, 2023