John's Greenhouse

That special place you go to with the slight wobbly / euphoric feelings at the start of a breath hold in apnea. This is caused by purging (deep breathing, like blowing out candles) a number times immediately prior to the hold.

Ady was wondering around John's greenhouse, contemplating the beauty of the world from a slightly off kilter perspective, feeling the love for the place and its freedive participants; when he suddenly remembered he was holding his breath at a notanx session and a couple of minutes had already passed!!!

by Timbooo June 18, 2008

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023

John Campa

D1 pole vaulter and a pro pole dancer

John Campa twerked on me.

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

John Jang

Chill Fudi this guy is really a demon frl he will stop you in your tracks n rob you styll.

yo dont go there your gonna get "John Janged"

by Angel123123123123 October 6, 2025

John

John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.

I hate John. He makes me rage!

by MyTerror December 10, 2019

Pulling a John

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.

"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"

by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025

John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.

1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Torrajin October 23, 2022