ricardo millos syndrome

It infects people when you watch him dance, it makes you get buff as fuck and get an american flag g banger. Often fatal

Yo dude i think Kerry has Ricardo millos syndrome

by Peanutmeister March 6, 2019

Left Wing Syndrome

A modern syndrome usually affecting people that have spent too many years being brainwashed not to think for themselves in college but as part of the brainwashing fully believe that they are thinking for themselves. Whenever they are arguing from their brainwashed point of view and they can't come up with an effective argument they immediately call the other protaganist a moron and continuously repeat the words, racist, homophobe and bigot over and over so that they can attract others with Left Wing Syndrome to join in to back them up.

Every day I see groups of Left Wing Syndrome sufferers ganging up on people on Facebook calling them names to combat other peoples logical, intelligent opinions that dont agree with their own.

by Retired Dean July 13, 2015

Skinny Bitch Syndrome

Suffered mainly by females and gay stereotypes. A disease shared by all of the female characters in Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy and Bones, just to mention some. In real life, a patient with SBS rarely reach the age of forty, as the people around them tend to kill them off. The symptoms include:

- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.

If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.

In fiction: (This is the digest, people. In real life the display of SBS is much more understated and takes time to discover)

SBS-patient (A glamorous FBI-agent, lawyer, surgeon) to a male model-like colleague: "You're smart, I'm pretty. I want your sperm because I can't have a baby with someone whose not as perfect as me. Its selfish not to have a baby. My baby's gonna be a doctor, no matter what. And beautiful. Or else I'll just not give a dang about it. But I can't be in a relationship with you because my life is too complicated. Of course."

Narrator out of nowhere: This, folks, is a classic display of Skinny Bitch Syndrome!

In real life:

Hostess: How was the souffle, guys?
Other friends: Absolutely scrumptious!
SBS-friend: "I really couldn't say. I'M on a diet." *looks smugly down on her untouched dessert*

by werallsonsofbitches January 29, 2010

Netflix Syndrome

The Netflix Syndrome occurs when an organization changes its business model or key premise without consulting its customer base, taking a extremely successful business model down the tubes.

Refers to the changes in programming, pricing, and fundamental business model of Netflix; and how they experienced severe backlash from their customers, which ultimately broke the near monopoly Netflix had on the streaming video business.

"I think it's a bad idea to re-brand ourselves right now; we'll only experience Netflix Syndrome."

by Mak Leto March 5, 2012

No China Syndrome

You know those shitty little ornaments you buy your least favourite aunties and uncles for xmas? Chances are they say "Made in China" on the base. The thing is, China is well known for churning out endless amounts of crap that nobody gives a monkey about.

So there you have it. No China Syndrome = No Bullshit

Guy 1: Justin Bieber is the greatest singer of all time
Guy 2: Dude, No China Syndrome hahaha
Guy 1: No really, he's so mega talented and I'm like his biggest Bielieber
Guy 2: Go die, prick

by Rule 106 January 22, 2011

Stearns County Syndrome

A syndrome, historically taking place in Stearns County, MN, as a result of being incestial, or having a high rate of inbrededness.

It also may reference thinking your county or area is better than other counties or areas, on the basis of arbitrary lines drawn over 100 years ago. Also seen in the entire state of Wisconsin.

Guy: WTF?! That cougar only dates 20 year olds from her own county. I want her bad.

Girl: Dude, she's a ginger. Obviously a big sign of Stearns County Syndrome.

by Here to Learns August 13, 2010

short man syndrome

This typically describes a man under 5 foot 5 inches. Short man syndrome men usually have a heavier body, a small head , but a larger face, typically are going bald. A man with short man syndrome will try to overcomensate for his small stature by buying oversize cars, always lying, being very controlling, very bossy, and think they are always right. They cannot admit they are wrong. They will align themselves with the people they think can do the most for them, and will use people to their advantage, lying about everything. They will cruise myspace, facebook,...ect... for hours trying to find friends that are female (that they dont really know) just to give the impression that they are popular with the ladies.

Mike bought a oversize SUV even though he could not afford the gas, cause he wants the girls to focus on the car not that he is short. He has short man syndrome.
Nick invite every girl onto his myspace to look like he is popular.

by the truth will rock ya October 16, 2012