fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker

just an all around asshole

Wow you're a fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker for doing such a shitty thing to the mentally retarded at the school.

by why_tf_not May 16, 2017

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

built like a shit duckhouse

A man or woman who appears to be well built and large but in reality are full of steroids and liquid mass.

"In his day Arnie was a big man, now the modern body builders are built like a shit duckhouse"

by Lazlobane June 25, 2017

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

For to duck

The unwavering and almost addictive need to play or watch ones pet ducks

"We got our new ducklings, I cannot wait for to duck"

by Mickmike August 10, 2017

Adam Is A Duck

A sexy male that is very attractive and makes women's pussies wet.

Oh Adam Is A Duck made me wet

by EndMePlz October 18, 2017