soapy shit cunt

A slippery fucker. Someone who is two-faced or underhand.

That soapy shit cunt took all the best work for himself and left us all the shit to do.

by Twiggy Weed April 3, 2015

Malignant Cunt Lougie

Someone who is such an asshole you have to doubt they are actually the product of sperm and egg. You might begin to wonder if they are infact a cunt lougie that started to multiply like a cancer, but somehow still ended up with 2 arms 2 legs and a head.

You are worse than shit. You are a malignant cunt Lougie.

by KarenClutterbuck October 2, 2021

Nigger cunt fuck

Used when someone is so damn stupid, you have to use the most offensive words possible to add emphasis to the reaction of the stupidity

Person 1: Joe Biden is such a good president. I don't get all the hate he gets
Person 2: What the ABSOLUTE nigger cunt fuck are you talking about? Are you on heroin?

by Thedumbboy4948 May 27, 2023

Dropped cunts for less!

If someone does something that you do not approve of, you say, "Oi, I've dropped cunts for less!"

Meaning you have punched people, causing them to 'drop' to the ground, for acts less irritating than the act in question.

If someone is walking really slowly in front of you on a busy or narrow pavement, you might say, "I've dropped cunts for less!"

by Rory Lafferty July 20, 2008

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

blond cunt hair

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018

cunt sucker ball

a bitch ass hoe who acts like she dont wanna suck yo dick but you know she want it

Guy: hey u wana suck my dick?
Hoe: ew no, go away.
Guy: i know u want to tho, such a cunt sucker ball.

by killdkilld September 24, 2017