Off my chops

A phrase that describes the state of being heavily intoxicated by drugs or alcohol

Garry: Did you enjoy the club last night?
Fintan: I can’t remember man, I took a lot of MD and I was off my chops

by Sexypaolosopranidude November 1, 2020

Jack Off January

Jack off every day of the month. This can also be done with the homies

"Are you participating in Jack Off January"
"Yeah"
"Wanna do it together"
"Na Bro, That's gay!"

by Bataling November 3, 2020

Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.

"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"

by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020

toast off on a toastie

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

by haha toast in my toaster go br February 19, 2021

Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

by Baalo69 March 4, 2021

Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

off brand godzilla

you should run because its godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it isn't, but you should still run like its godzilla even though it isn't

random guy: " RUUUUUUN ITS OFF BRAND GODZILLA "

by somebody like truspirit March 23, 2021