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I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
Get the John Handcocked mug.John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.
He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.
He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.
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Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
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