Kinging

To be the boss of people

King Arthur is kinging me.

by souveniring April 20, 2019

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The Kings Chalice

The practise of two people—a guy and a female—wearing the paper Burger King crown in a bedroom while they are nude. The man fingers her until she is ready to squirt. The man then spreads his foreskin as wide as he can adjacent to her vagina to capture all the vaginal fluids she releases. The woman than picks up the mans penis and sips her squirt out of the mans foreskin

"Hey man, you ever done The Kings Chalice?"
"Nah man. I'm cut"

by Shreksstepson November 22, 2023

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King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021

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pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

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