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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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Gecko Hands

When you give your partner a hand job or finger them, and then there’s cum on your hands. You’re in the moment so you don’t have time to wipe them off so you just grab your partner and go to town. The cum then makes your hands stick to your partner.
Due to the Gecko Hands they had to shower and clean up because they were stuck together.
by Sage Patrick July 27, 2019
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Hand off

The act of doing something then giving to another person at the last second so they get the credit.

Ex. Setting the hook on a big fish then handing the rod to the person next to you
James lost a big fish when he got the hand off from scott
by <Big D> August 1, 2021
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Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.
AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!
by Mr. Boathand January 7, 2021
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Hand

by Some random skid November 13, 2020
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Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
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Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.
Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?
by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017
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