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double joe 

double joe by anonymous July 19, 2022

Double Monking 

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats
“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”
Double Monking by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

Double P 

The phrase one says when they are about to get some Premium Pussy or Dick(PeePee) and can be said by both genders
Mom: Where’re you going honey?
John: I’m going to get some Double P
Double P by Focs July 28, 2022

double biceps pose 

you literally don't trust any bitches anymore.
"front double biceps pose" (chad has no trust any bitches)
double biceps pose by katex35 July 31, 2022

Double R 

you have loyalty with your friends
Double R by RRLOYALTY August 3, 2022

Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
Double-thread by Burntsox August 7, 2022