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Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person
Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride
by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023
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Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
by The Görmen August 21, 2022
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concrete hands

A term used to describe a person's situation when they have invested in a cryptocurrency and hold a token for extended periods of time, through ups and downs, not because of conviction, hope or mental fortitude (as in the case of diamond hands), but rather, because they have lost their private keys and have no choice but to hold forever without ever being able to realise the gains.

Diamond hands is about holding a cryptocurrency even when it capitulates on the conviction or hope that it will some day rise again. With diamond hands, the investor has the optionality to sell some time in the future.

By contrast, with concrete hands, you're stuck, forced to ride market cycles and deal with the psychological torture of never being able to cash out your investment if it turns out well, all because you lost your private keys.
Bertie: Poor JT, the guy bought 100 BTC in 2013 but lost his keys and can't access them.

Benny: Ah, that's terrible, that's the worst case of concrete hands I've come across.
by Bitcoin Shepherd July 27, 2022
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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness
by anonymous March 29, 2021
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Kenabeek Hand Grenade

when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole
Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night
by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024
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Long Hands

Originated from Indonesian idiom which means a person/an individual/a group who really likes to steal stuff and/or something; Person who has a tendency of being Kleptomaniac if not treated early.
1. Stay away from Helen, she has long hands!
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.
by sharerainbows March 3, 2023
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