I'll be there soon

Will be there at the most inconvenient time when you've assumed I am no longer coming.

6pm - I'll be there soon, just watering my plants.
4am - knock knock

by ZenV01D November 1, 2018

I like hot sauce on my chicken

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.

I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".

by Bangerang slang November 11, 2018

i want to get fucked by jekabs.

it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.

Katrina : Shit I want to get fucked by jekabs.
Samantha : OMG me too!

by katrinasex February 13, 2019

I'll think about it

When you ask your crush to go out with you but she replies with "I'll think about it

"you're going to fast with this" "I'll think about it"

by HydroStorm April 15, 2019

I'm up

Awake; stimulated; conscious and responsive to external stimuli.

1. Some reference texts claim that “I'm up” is defined as physically out of bed. This is too specific to be precise. “Im up” (a colloquial shortening of “I'm up for it”) can also mean “Im down with it”. As spacial references, these definitions cannot coexist. Readers who deal with this inconsistency by choosing one definition and politicking for the exclusion of the other are invited to review the urban dictionary entry for “fuck off”.

2. For phrases meaning on one's feet, see: "up and about" or "up and at 'em".

You up?
(in bed, texting): I'm up.

by FlashPointBang September 13, 2020

I like your funny words magic man

The meme from clone high “I like your funny words magic man” From JFK

HAHAHAHHA
“I like your funny words magic man”

by Stokes346 September 17, 2020

I am depressed

I think heavy from tf2 is sad, and will soon comit sudoku

I am depressed! Listen here pal I'm an engineer I don't fix problems, SLAM!

by MR CRiNGE25 October 22, 2020